Dear Whirlius,
I picked a rose for you at Alnwick Gardens.
Love and hugs,
Cthulhu
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Dear Whirlius,
Had an insane time at the Monkey God temple!
Hugs and tentacles,
Great Cthulhu
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Dear Whirlius,
Weather great in the UK - only rained for a couple of hours today. Ate some people in a cool treehouse.
Dread Cthulhu
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Whirlius,
Just back from destroying Alnwick Castle. Wish you'd been there.
Chthulhu fhtagn
P.S. lose 1d100 SAN
