Rudolph: "Merry Christmas Storm Raven, I got you gift."
Storm Raven: "Why thanks Ruddy. I'm sure I'll love anything you got me as long as it was from detailed list that I mailed to you and had you sign in triplicate."
Storm Raven: "WTF man, Its a pen!! You Got me a PEN!!."
Ruddy: "Well I just thought you could use a nice pen. Something to show you that I was thinking of you."
Bumble: "Oh Noes, It wasn't On the LIST"
Ruddy: "your kidding, right?"
Storm Raven: "Hell no, I am not kidding. It wasn't on my list! Your unthoughtful bastard and I hate your everliving guts. Now I must sing as only someone with a contractual binding Christmas list can."
"I'm Mister Self-Centered
I'm Mister Bore
I'm Mister Entitled
I'm an attention whore
Friends know to just buy me
Whatever I want
I'll be blunt
I'm a cunt!"
Awesome song lyrics provided by Marcus Americus
Cold Miser: "Wow, and people think I thought I have a cold heart."
D20Dwarf: "I'll take that pen if you don't want it."
Bumble: "Har-Har thread closed, Merry Christmas"
