If you're a grown man with hands clamped to an Xbox controller instead of a pair of tits you need a good slap.
Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves and do a little shake.
Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.