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    Quote Originally Posted by loki44 View Post
    Then why do you get so bent out of shape by impending tropical storms?
    Because tropical storms, are flirts. They flirt with you, then go off with someone else.
    And this happens, about 5 times each year. Imagine how bent out of shape you'd be, if 5 pretty young women flirted with you, in the space of 4 months, then went off with somebody else.

 

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    Quote Originally Posted by PWD View Post
    I"m still more impressed you survived the pirate ass-fountain. Tell us that one!
    Well, that was something that happened to my AD&D character, not me, but ...

    Just chalk it up to a case of the Shit Hitting the Fan.
    Or, in this case, the Semen Hitting the Fan. Bucketfulls of semen, and one very large fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edena_of_Neith View Post
    It was a small car. No airbags (at least, none that deployed.) Modern ... I don't know, since this was 1989, and the car was old then.
    In any event, I have a picture of the car afterwards (when they took the two halves and placed them roughly back together) and it does not even vaguely look like a car. It's crumpled, alright.
    Oof! You were fortunate to survive then. Car safety has improved a helluva lot since the 80's.
    Robin Williams: "In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say, 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'"

    PWD: "you're the seed, the relationship is the soil, and the love and attention and work you put into the relationship is the sun and the rain that feeds it. What grows from that is what you always were meant to become."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edena_of_Neith View Post
    Imagine how bent out of shape you'd be, if 5 pretty young women flirted with you, in the space of 4 months, then went off with somebody else.
    Meh, women are overrated.
    I wouldn't even censor you.

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    Someone rep that man for me. I'm fresh out.
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    Someone rep that man for me. I'm fresh out.
    Negrep covered!
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    I think ovi's right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edena_of_Neith View Post
    In any event, I have a picture of the car afterwards (when they took the two halves and placed them roughly back together) and it does not even vaguely look like a car. It's crumpled, alright.
    I'd like to see that pic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ovinomancer View Post
    Negrep covered!
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    I wouldn't even censor you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Remathilis View Post


    Saddam Hussein may have been a badass, but he's worm meat now!



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    Diet of Worms? Wasn't that some kind of conference?
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    Diet of Worms? Wasn't that some kind of conference?
    No. That happens everytime congress is in session.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirinke View Post
    No. That happens everytime congress is in session.
    You're thinking of Pigs at the Trough, a Deit of Worms is when worms try to slim down for summer.
    I wouldn't even censor you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail kitty View Post
    You're thinking of Pigs at the Trough, a Deit of Worms is when worms try to slim down for summer.
    Either is apt if you think about it.

    A worm is essentially an intestinal tract. They eat and shit dirt.

    Pigs eat slop and shit out crap.

    The only difference is simplicity.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INl7bAFTFrA"]Peter Tosh 1979-07-16 Pt 6: I'm the Toughest - YouTube[/ame]
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