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    Edena is a madwabbit alt?
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    One thing Edena_of_Neith is not, is an Alt.
    There is only one Edena_of_Neith, and I am him.

    Remember, accept only the Original. The One and Only. The Greatest and Oldest. THE Edena_of_Neith.

    Even those pirates understood that!

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    Maybe we should start a club.

    "The No-Alts"
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    (chuckles evilly)

    I'd like to see someone try to imitate me, to pretend to be an Alt of Edena_of_Neith.
    It cannot be done.

    But don't take that from me. Take that from my psychiatrist of 15 years. He said I am utterly unique, that he never knew (or knew anyone who had ever known) anyone even remotely like me.
    (He didn't mean that as a compliment ... but nevermind that ...)

    There is only one Edena_of_Neith, and he's me.
    Accept no substitutes!

    Meglomaniac Edena_of_Neith, at your service, Bilbo Baggins!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edena_of_Neith View Post
    (chuckles a little ruefully)

    Those Pirates got me in the end, In Real Life, as it were.
    I developed an Anal Crack from pressure on the area, it hurt for years, the surgery for it injured the Pudental Nerve, and now ...

    Hehe ...

    Pain. Severe pain. No over the counter medications even take the edge off it. No doctor will prescribe anything heavier (except the quacks who want to hook you on drugs.)
    Pain every day, pain for hours.
    Pain without hope.
    All efforts, including 2 surgeries, and therapy with pain specialists, has utterly failed.

    Pain, violent and unstoppable pain, every day, without hope of it ever being stopped, for the rest of my life.

    Heh. Edena had it easy. Being gang raped by hundreds of pirates was nasty and naughty (and yes, there WERE geysers of blood and semen, or so said the DM to a roar of laughter from all, and a chuckle from me) ... but Edena could heal himself with magic.
    And Edena, being a tough cleric type of guy, didn't mind such things. (After all, he had to fight beholders, liches, demons, and other such nice things all the time, and endure what they threw at him ...)

    But in real life, there is no magic, there are no healing spells, doctors do not care (and, sometimes, do not even believe you), and when you are fucked, you are fucked.

    It couldn't happen to a more deserving person, in any case.
    I'm a worthless piece of shit, and smart enough to know it. Epic Fail? That's an epic understatement.
    Edena_of_Neith, IRL, is a Totally Awesome Epic Fail.
    The worst things ever said about me, on the internet, fail to come close to the reality.

    Edena_of_Neith, Man of Steel, and Super Epic Fail. Yep, that's me.
    This is one of the most horrific things ever written on CM.

    Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edena_of_Neith View Post

    But don't take that from me. Take that from my psychiatrist of 15 years. He said I am utterly unique, that he never knew (or knew anyone who had ever known) anyone even remotely like me.
    Then there was this.
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    Ugh.
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    RISE FROM THE GAVE!

    Also, I stand by my last post in this thread.
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