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    Reveal's nine year old son and I have exchanged a few barbs about sports teams for the last couple of years. Last night he was running his mouth again and said something about being a 4' 8" 80 lb. tough guy. I reply, "Dude, my leg weighs eighty pounds."

    Boy says, "No THAT leg," as he points at my crotch.

    How does he KNOW these things?

    you suddenly see a light, behind it is a glow, too bright to see, it comes toward you and part of it breaks off, and hits the ground near you, All magic and magic items cease to function and you all take 50 million divine damage ignoring damage reduction and immunities. Also you area all disintegrated.

 

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brent Nall View Post
    How does he KNOW these things?


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    "Tesla is not a club!" - Shouted by scientist Zach Zoeller (Francisca) at the hulking alien Road Walker (played by Diaglo) after he pulled Nikola Tesla from a parasitic machine (in an earlier scene, Road Walker used a vulture-beast as a club)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caesar Slaad View Post
    "Tesla is not a club!" - Shouted by scientist Zach Zoeller (Francisca) at the hulking alien Road Walker (played by Diaglo) after he pulled Nikola Tesla from a parasitic machine (in an earlier scene, Road Walker used a vulture-beast as a club)
    thank you very much for letting me in that game, CS.

    i think when i ran forward and set off the bomb everyone really got the whole he is alien and we can't read him right vibe. they all thought i was going jihadist. when i was just exchanging the loads (tesla for bomb). i guess shouting something about overthrowing the Iron Lords coming from a former slave gives Earthmeng the wrong impression of the natives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by diaglo View Post
    thank you very much for letting me in that game, CS.
    Absolutely my pleasure, mang!

    i think when i ran forward and set off the bomb everyone really got the whole he is alien and we can't read him right vibe. they all thought i was going jihadist. when i was just exchanging the loads (tesla for bomb). i guess shouting something about overthrowing the Iron Lords coming from a former slave gives Earthmeng the wrong impression of the natives.
    At first it was seeming to me that you guys were actually going to let Tesla die. Interesting and curious that in the end, it was the Jovian and not Tesla's fellow Earthmen who came through for Tesla in the end!
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    These are all from the finale of the DPoNI game on Sunday afternoon. Apologies, but I can't remember who said what as I was scribbling this stuff down.

    "I'm in a giant mech, so I know tentacles are the natural enemy of my people."

    "I've come to retrieve that which is mine! Give me the Emperor's Balls!"

    "It's usually not the tentacle monster getting double-teamed."

    "You can't eat him, but you can at least set him on fire."

    "I need to establish some dominance." (this one was definitely VK)

    "I'm making Sorceror flapjacks."

    "I'm going to bitch-slap him with the Heavenly Balls."

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    Okay, working my way through the list slowly. This game, Whirligig's Strippers II: Electric Bugaloo*, was a little bit...rape-y. So if you're offended, don't read the spoilered ones, eh?

    *I renamed the episode in my head, From Dusk Til Spawn

    "Strippers generally don't like being shot." Whirli

    "And this is my girlfriend....what is your name?" Keeper

    "Cthulhu just got a little gay." Keeper

    "The monster attacks you [Shellbelle]" Stacy
    "Fett?" Shellbelle
    "No, you, not me. I'm vigorously fucking a fish." Fett

    "you fail your sanity check. It dawns on you that-" Stacy
    "No, wait. I don't WANT it to dawn on me!" Keeper

    "Can i use my ride skill to buck [my rapist] off?" Shellbelle

    "[your rapist] is dead, but a small piece of him lives on in you!" Stacy

    "Where was that awesome attack roll when i was being raped?" Shellbelle


    "Shellbelle needs the photos [of the dead tentacle monsters] for the geneology section of her baby book." Jennie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallarn View Post
    "I'm in a giant mech, so I know tentacles are the natural enemy of my people."

    "It's usually not the tentacle monster getting double-teamed."
    Those two were me.

    "I'm going to bitch-slap him with the Heavenly Balls."
    That was Whirligig.

    I'm glad you got some of those, i was too tired to take more notes.

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    "You really are in no way technologically or mechanically inclined. Are you?" -- kiznit to me after i tried unsuccessfully to make some shit up during a Rocket Corp game.
    FWIW, I'm on the design team and I pretty much find WoW as fun and interesting as banging my head against a brick wall.-- Mike Mearls

    I mean, I never GET any but that would be preferable. --Rel

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    It sounds like the CM pick-up games were more fun than a barrel of monkeys!

    Quote Originally Posted by Yttrai View Post
    "If it worked for the south, it'll work for us. Embrace whip labor!" suzi

    "Even her underwear is hardcore." suzi

    "It's not my fault the blood of a virgin tastes better than the prom punch." suzi
    Sometimes I wonder if I'm taking Roxy to places that KoS never had intended...

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    "If you're rolling "Ground Craft" on this ship then you've already failed," to the pilot of our starship in Piratecat's Ashen Stars game.

    "I'm going to go grab for his cool thing," also from that game.

    "You've seen some scandalous and titallating things," Keeper of Secrets, to my PC in his Secrets of Savannah game, just as a half-dressed Fett walks down the stairs heading towards the shower.

    "To answer your question, the War was not that Great." Ranger Wicket to Janos' Civil War Vet, who kept pestering him about what he had done in WW 1.

    "There's a fine tradition among Southern gentlemen of attending the theater and firing a pistol." Ranger Wicket as we prepare to go to the theater in Savannah, heavily armed (and after much discussion of the safety of our box seats).

    "I am, in fact, a Eunuch." Piratecat
    "How about your character?" someone else in the DPoNI Feng Shui game.

    "Some people see God, some people see Orangutans," from JC's Dread game, which heavily featured simians.

    "It was just at the speed I was ooking at," JC when asked by Rozanne how quickly the simian-ish alien creature approached her.
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    From the private Dino Pirates Game that Rodrigo was too busy to attend.

    francisca: "Speak for yourself, I have a shark on my head."

    CarlZog: "Wow, this is true to Gilligan's Island Canon."

    KidCthulhu: "Are any of these sharks, lady sharks?"

    CarlZog: "I'm from the Gefilte fish Clan of Ninjas."

    Barsoomcore: "There are two factions, the False Grab-Asses and the Reformed Grab-Asses."

    dshai527: "I heard you have a shark infestation?"
    KidCthulhu: "Not anymore, we solved it with dicks."

    francisca: "Where there is a whip, there is a way."

    Janos: "I light a chicken on fir eand send it down the cave for light."

    francisca: "What's the in-seam of an 80' tall monkey?"

    Quartermoon: "You could lasso him in the face."

    Quartermoon: "I'm going to shoot an exploding bolt into the monkey's brain to steal his jewels."

    CarlZog: "I'm going to tell Jody that Gilligan ate the banana cocktail."

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    One more random quote I scribbled down.

    Fett: "And Mic said we needed to do some dirty Mexicans..."
    Yttrai: "Look how well that turned out for me."

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    The Manager: "Last time you were here, she was worrying about her Social Studies homework!"
    Me: "You're ruining it for me, man!"
    She: (counts) "No, I was a sophomore!"
    Me: "You're NOT HELPING!"

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    Tell me about it, Klaus! My daughter is old to work there. Fortunately, like me, she has no sense of rhythm and can't dance and, unlike me, she has a sense of shame, so I don't think that will happen.*








    *I trust her judgement, though, so if she wanted to do that type of work it would be OK with me (especially because her mom would freak!). I'd just need to know her work schedule so I didn't show up when she was working.

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