Some asswipe on my island sent me a PM that basically said, "Donate to the sulfur pit or I'll take your ass over." (Change typing/spelling/grammar as you see fit.) I had not yet donated anythig to it, but I had helped level my trees twice. So I responded and said (politely yet coldly), "Next time try asking nicely." So he PMs me back almost instantaneously and says, "I'll ask however I want to ask, are you going to donate or am I going to take your ass over?" (Again, the typing, grammar, and spelling were somewhat lax.) Then, a few hours later, he PMs me and invites me to be in his alliance.