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    Spartans! Prepare For Fudge!

    So Mrs. Barsoom and I are watching 300 last night (MUCH less impressive not in a big theatre but still plenty of good stuff), and at some point I was unable to remain silent about the intense homoeroticism of it all.

    I MEANT to say, "This is kind of a movie for wanna-be fudgepackers." Instead, I said, "This is kind of a movie about fudge."

    We both cracked up, and thence was invented the "300 Fudge Game"

    Replace words in 300 dialogue with "fudge." Hilarity ensues.

    "Spartans! Prepare for FUDGE!"

    "Spartans! Tonight we dine on FUDGE!"

    "Ephialtes, how high can you raise your fudge?"

    "Madness? THIS IS FUDGE!!!!"

    "Theron, I need your fudge."

    "Fudge must be hard. It must be strong. Fudge must be hard and strong."


 

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    and why do i want to see some preadolescent chick squirming around in her flimsy nightie.
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    with nipples the size of grains of rice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barsoomcore View Post
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    at some point I was unable to remain silent about the intense homoeroticism of it all
    I think if you spliced together parts of "300" with Boromir's death scene from LotR, you'd really be onto something.

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    Because I will never, ever get tired of this video...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k
    Cassael's Lament - An Eberron Story

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    Messenger: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our fudge will blot out the sun!
    Stelios: Then we will fight in the fudge.

    Spartan King Leonidas: You have many slaves, Xerxes. But few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spears more than your whips.
    Xerxes: It's not the lash they fear. It is my fudge.

    Spartan King Leonidas: My heart is broken for your loss.
    Captain: Heart? I have filled my heart with fudge.
    Fiat justitia ruat coelum.

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    The DVD for this is showing up tonight and you guys are trying to ruin it for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Sean View Post
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    Because I will never, ever get tired of this video...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k
    I think i would have enjoyed this more than the actual movie. Very overrated.

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    THIS! IS! CAKETOWN!

    That's fudging brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Knockers View Post
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    THIS! IS! CAKETOWN!
    My geography must be confused. I thought Caketown was in South Africa.
    Fiat justitia ruat coelum.

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    "It seems I brought more fudge than you."

    "Come back with your fudge, or on it."

    "Choose your next fudge very carefully, Leonidas."

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    "It is not a question of what a Spartan citizen should do, nor a husband, nor a king. Instead, ask yourself, my dearest love, what should a fudge-packer do?"

    "Unless I miss my fudge, we're in for one wild night."

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    "No retreat. No surrender. No fudge."

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    That trailer was hilarious.

    I thought the actual movie was a bit of a let down though.



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