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    Groan! Good one.
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    If MC Escher was an instruction artist for IKEA...


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    That reminds me of this, which I laughed far too hard at when first I saw it.



    The band Spiderbait has the best version of that song, btw.
    Last edited by Palaralae; February 24th, 2019 at 04:16 AM.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Found an email of some old links and stuff, and this is a classic. Though in the original version I remember, the cat hung himself in shame. Because that's what you do when you can't remember what sauce you should put on your eggs.


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    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    A pun the subtitles don't convey is that "show you" is also the Japanese word for soy sauce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guyjin View Post
    A pun the subtitles don't convey is that "show you" is also the Japanese word for soy sauce.
    Yeah, I picked up on 'shoyu'.

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    What if PETA made this ludicrous bullshit campaign against wool that tried to get people to believe that shearing kills sheep in the bloodiest, most mutilated way possible, and came up with the tagline "Here's the other half of your sweater."

    PETA drives me absolutely up the goddamn wall with their ridiculousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    PETA drives me absolutely up the goddamn wall with their ridiculousness.
    I long ago came to the conclusion that PETA is just where all the crazy people went when all the loony bins were shut down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    What if PETA made this ludicrous bullshit campaign against wool that tried to get people to believe that shearing kills sheep in the bloodiest, most mutilated way possible, and came up with the tagline "Here's the other half of your sweater."

    PETA drives me absolutely up the goddamn wall with their ridiculousness.
    They're shock jocks. Even the most simple of google searches utterly debunks what they claim 99.9% of the time.

    The .1% is being overly generous, I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    I long ago came to the conclusion that PETA is just where all the crazy people went when all the loony bins were shut down.
    Nah, that's Florida.

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    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
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    Gone their master, gone their son.


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