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    Quote Originally Posted by Advocatus Diaboli View Post
    God, that makes me feel old. My parents never "spoke" to me, nor have I ever "spoken" to my (now 38-year-old) daughter, via texting.
    Christ, your daughter is almost as old as I am and I'm halfway to death... you must be Methuselah.



    In other news this about wrecked me:

    https://twitter.com/neuroecology/sta...64484566290432
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Christ, your daughter is almost as old as I am and I'm halfway to death... you must be Methuselah.[/url]
    I'm 58. But I've often said that I am blessed with the health and vitality of a man twice my age.
    Fiat justitia ruat coelum.

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    I'll see Eldo's hilarious ant-vaxx meme and raise him....the comments on this page. Absolutely, deliciously savage.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    A safe for work one!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Now I want some of that Aviation Gin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feanor View Post
    Now I want some of that Aviation Gin.
    The advertising works!

    I want some Laughing Man coffee. And a Laughing Man cup... and I want to know if Hugh loves Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex as much as I do...
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    Breaking News: the Rams have been declared the winner of the Superbowl!

    They've found 11 more points in Broward County.


    Other SB humor:

    Rams 3
    Maroon 5

    They didn't even beat the halftime show.

    Other, other SB humor:

    The Rams have announced they're signing R Kelly, Loius CK, and Kevin Spacey. When asked why, the head coach replied, "we need something offensive."
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    I think ovi's right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ovinomancer View Post
    The Rams have announced they're signing R Kelly, Loius CK, and Kevin Spacey. When asked why, the head coach replied, "we need something offensive."
    Now that's a spicy meatball!
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    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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