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    Are they edible? As in turtle for turtle soup sort of thing? Are they hunted/protected* at all, or?


    *Asking the inevitable Palaralae question of "Can I eat that critter?"

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    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
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    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
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    The alligator ones are protected. The regular ones, I don't think so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldorian View Post
    The alligator ones are protected. The regular ones, I don't think so.
    I googled it. They're pretty abundant, though I'd check your local laws before laying out traps/hunting. If nothing else to make sure it's safe to eat the local population of the critters. Mercury levels and such. I think I read somewhere that in Florida for example, it's advised not to eat Python meat because of high mercury levels.
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    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMaxperson View Post
    The kicker for me: "Who knew you could sue over losing faith in the NFL? Once people realize that, the NFL will be up to its neck in lawsuits."
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    Top comment was "Ouija won't work. That's just science. Those kids weren't old enough to learn to read/write"

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    SHOTS FIRED!


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    How normal parents talk to their children.
    God, that makes me feel old. My parents never "spoke" to me, nor have I ever "spoken" to my (now 38-year-old) daughter, via texting.
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