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    anarcho-sandwichist.

 

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    Add bacon to any sammich and it becomes god-food. Especially if it's crispy.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ovinomancer View Post
    Brioche is both pastry and bread;
    *looks at ingredients* Definitely a pastry, with all that butter AND egg.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ovinomancer View Post
    see good cinnamon rolls. Makes a tasty sammich. Also, croissant. Add bacon and you have the sammich of the gods!
    Croissant is definitely a pastry, cinnamon rolls are 'bread' in my definition.

    There's a local-ish small chain of restaurants up this way called "Cousin's" that I try to eat at whenever I'm in their area because they make these homemade cinnamon rolls and biscuits that are really good, but what's best is their cinnamon-roll French toast breakfast.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
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    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
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  • #184
    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post

    It doesn't. "bread/baked product" does not mean "bread = baked product". It means "bread and/or baked product".
    FIFY. Do I have to esplain how grammar works to you, now? And they're having either one be the option, so in effect, are treating them as the same thing and they aren't, which was the point I was making to begin with. There's tons of 'baked products' that are not even remotely bread-like, so their choice of wording is weak.


    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Clearly part of the joke. Do we have to esplain jokes to you know lady?
    ...I know people who think that a wrap, burrito, or quesadilla count as a 'sandwich'.

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    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
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    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    There's tons of 'baked products' that are not even remotely bread-like, so their choice of wording is weak.
    Look, I don't even require it to be a 'baked product'. It could be two toasted veggie burgers slabs sandwiching a thick juicy hamburger patty. It can be two flattened and fried potatoes with egg, cheese, and bacon between them. As long as it's "sandwiched" and you're eating it with your hands, it's a sammich.

    ...I know people who think that a wrap, burrito, or quesadilla count as a 'sandwich'.
    That's how we know God loves us. He gave us flamethrowers with which to burn the heretics.



    And a quesadilla is a sandwich. It's meat and cheese sandwiched between two flat wheat disks, grilled, and eaten with your hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Look, I don't even require it to be a 'baked product'. It could be two toasted veggie burgers slabs sandwiching a thick juicy hamburger patty. It can be two flattened and fried potatoes with egg, cheese, and bacon between them. As long as it's "sandwiched" and you're eating it with your hands, it's a sammich.

    And a quesadilla is a sandwich. It's meat and cheese sandwiched between two flat wheat disks, grilled, and eaten with your hands.


    So...three pieces of bologna stacked together and eaten flatly with one's hands is a bologna sandwich?

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    Technically....
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    So...three pieces of bologna stacked together and eaten flatly with one's hands is a bologna sandwich?
    Are you eating yer fukken hands like a cannabal? Then yes. Otherwise ye best be sandwichin that bolagny betwixt two o' somethin that yer gnawin on, even if just slabs o' cheese.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Are you eating yer fukken hands like a cannabal? Then yes. Otherwise ye best be sandwichin that bolagny betwixt two o' somethin that yer gnawin on, even if just slabs o' cheese.
    Or another meat is acceptable. Three slices of bread (all of the same make) ain't no sammich. Two slices of wheat bread with a piece of shit white death in the middle? Sammich.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Or another meat is acceptable. Three slices of bread (all of the same make) ain't no sammich. Two slices of wheat bread with a piece of shit white death in the middle? Sammich.
    So....you're altering your definition of 'sammich' to include that at least one of the three layers must be of a different thing than the others, then?

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    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
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    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    So....you're altering your definition of 'sammich' to include that at least one of the three layers must be of a different thing than the others, then?
    "Altering"? No. Refining, refining... It ain't no sandwich if it's just a pile and/or stack of ingredients. It must have the proper structure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    "Altering"? No. Refining, refining... It ain't no sandwich if it's just a pile and/or stack of ingredients. It must have the proper structure.
    Mmmmkay.

    *hands NB a burrito between two tortillas*

    SAMMICH!



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    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
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    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    *hands NB a burrito between two tortillas*
    A flat, wide, round, meat and bean thin-crusted sandwich? Weird flex but okay...
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    I'm guesssing "oh no now it's loud" crosses a lot of species barriers.


    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    "Perhaps if I vomit into its mouth it will be quiet?"
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