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    I know where you got that.

    Edit: Or rather, where the original came from. It was an April Fool's prank done by a vet's office, who 'shopped the face of a client's supreme C H O N K onto the bottom pic for a laugh.
    Last edited by Palaralae; April 6th, 2019 at 09:43 PM.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


 

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    I know where you got that.

    Same place I get everything I post here: Reddit.

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    OMG.

    First pic is from a FB group for old-timey pictures. Second pic was a response with a guffaw-worthy autocorrect error.

    last ride.jpgshe'll be minced.jpg

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    This is amazing. How have I not seen this before.


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    This is amazing. How have I not seen this before.

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    Florida man strikes again: Florida man allegedly burglarizes cars in the jail lot minutes after release

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...nearby-n991721

    A Florida man was arrested this week soon after being released from jail for allegedly breaking into cars in the jail parking lot, authorities in St. Lucie County said.

    Michael Casey Lewis, 37, of Stuart, Florida, was re-arrested after deputies in the parking lot of the jail he just exited say they saw him pulling on the handles of vehicle doors outside the St. Lucie County lockup, according to a sheriff's statement.

    Treasure Coast Newspapers reported the suspect was originally jailed on allegations of grand theft. The St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office said in its statement that he had "bonded out and was released" when deputies spotted him.

    The office alleges "he had just burglarized several cars right there at the jail."

    Authorities said at that point Lewis was "re-booked" into jail and now faces more charges. However, the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office said, he was released based on bond "AGAIN."
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Advocatus Diaboli View Post
    Ia! Sheep-Niggurath! The White Lamb of the Pasture with a Thousand Young!
    Yes?
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    I think ovi's right.

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    Normally I'd clock in around Chaotic Neutral, but really in this case IF IT WAS MEANT TO BE A SANDWICH IT WOULDN'T BE CALLED "ICE CREAM TACO" YOU FUCKING HEATHENS! JEEVES, GET THE FLAMETHROWER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post



    Normally I'd clock in around Chaotic Neutral, but really in this case IF IT WAS MEANT TO BE A SANDWICH IT WOULDN'T BE CALLED "ICE CREAM TACO" YOU FUCKING HEATHENS! JEEVES, GET THE FLAMETHROWER!
    Hmm. I"m all "goods" and all "lawfuls" with a side of "neutral evil." I think this might be a lot deeper than it appears!
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    Normally I'd clock in around Chaotic Neutral, but really in this case IF IT WAS MEANT TO BE A SANDWICH IT WOULDN'T BE CALLED "ICE CREAM TACO" YOU FUCKING HEATHENS! JEEVES, GET THE FLAMETHROWER!
    Structural purist/neutral-ish, Ingredient rebel.

    Your system, however, is flawed in that it assumes that "baked product"="bread", which is not the case. If it were, then a Bismarck donut would qualify as a sandwich. Pastry does not qualify as bread, and tacos/quesadillas are not sandwiches; I'd have to look and see if tortilla dough is leavened at all.


    Edit: Also "in between" things are not "toppings". Coz they're not on top, see?

    EdityEdit: Also, a sub sandwich is a sandwich. 'S'why they call it that. A hot dog is not a sandwich. Coz it's a hot dog. Also, disgusting and not-food, but I digress.
    Last edited by Palaralae; April 9th, 2019 at 12:32 AM.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


  • #178
    Neither is a pasty a sandwich, despite it qualifying at first blush.


    There are also turkeys gobbling right across the road, so I need to go check that out, apropo of nothing.


    Edit: Also, if you want a laugh (or alternately, a headdesk/ ,) dig into Jewish food rules sometime. That shit is absolutely, dizzifyingly nonsensical.
    Last edited by Palaralae; April 9th, 2019 at 01:02 AM.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    Your system...
    Not my system, just an amusing pic I'm sharing. But I do agree with the top row...

    ... however, is flawed in that it assumes that "baked product"="bread"...
    It doesn't. "bread/baked product" does not mean "bread = baked product". It means "bread and/or baked product".

    ... and tacos/quesadillas are not sandwiches...
    Clearly part of the joke. Do we have to esplain jokes to you know lady?

    Edit: Also "in between" things are not "toppings". Coz they're not on top, see?
    I agree. Though I'll note that they clearly decided to avoid the whole "open faced sandwich" controversy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    Structural purist/neutral-ish, Ingredient rebel.

    Your system, however, is flawed in that it assumes that "baked product"="bread", which is not the case. If it were, then a Bismarck donut would qualify as a sandwich. Pastry does not qualify as bread, and tacos/quesadillas are not sandwiches; I'd have to look and see if tortilla dough is leavened at all.


    Edit: Also "in between" things are not "toppings". Coz they're not on top, see?

    EdityEdit: Also, a sub sandwich is a sandwich. 'S'why they call it that. A hot dog is not a sandwich. Coz it's a hot dog. Also, disgusting and not-food, but I digress.
    Brioche is both pastry and bread; see good cinnamon rolls. Makes a tasty sammich. Also, croissant. Add bacon and you have the sammich of the gods!
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    I think ovi's right.

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