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    attempted murder crows.jpg

    EDIT: well, that's considerably smaller than expected.

    EDIT2: In before the "that's what she said!"
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    I think ovi's right.

 

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    Debated putting this in the cool shit thread.



    Master debated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post

    They totally left off crow-stini.

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    Nicole better be at least a nine and put out on the first night. I don't give up my kidneys for less.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldorian View Post
    Debated putting this in the cool shit thread.

    Master debated.
    I can see sooo many things going wrong with that thing.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Florida ranks in at #15! SUCK IT LOWER 36!

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    Hmmm. I'd want to see more about how they're measuring 'quality', etc. Idaho is pretty low in many aspects in other rankings, especially when it comes to wages and education.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    I'd want to see more about how they're measuring 'quality', etc.
    There's a reason I put it in the comedy thread...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    There's a reason I put it in the comedy thread...
    That's what I get for reading three Senate threads in a row before this one.

    I guess if they're measuring quality by, say, elk-hunting standards then Idaho is definitely top 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    I'd want to see more about how they're measuring 'quality', etc.
    https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/rankings



    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    I guess if they're measuring quality by, say, elk-hunting standards then Idaho is definitely top 10.
    Could be "Number of stories about crazy people in the news"... though I'd expect Florida to be much higher in the rankings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post

    Could be "Number of stories about crazy people in the news"... though I'd expect Florida to be much higher absolutely, solidly #1 and un-dethrone-able in the rankings.
    FIFY

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    OzzyMan did an excellent bit on EggBoi.

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