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    Ya fucker! I was gonna post that!
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    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    And now we know how the conservative christian can endorse Trump. Oi vey.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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    Well, meatless "burgers" are an abomination...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Advocatus Diaboli View Post
    Well, meatless "burgers" are an abomination...
    Only to the taste buds and they can't rewrite DNA!
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    This little humour collage inspired by the last image...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldorian View Post


    The one on the right is especially horrendous, but my first thought on both of them was "How the hell would you EVER be able to do ANYthing with those nails?" What a farce.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    The one on the right is especially horrendous, but my first thought on both of them was "How the hell would you EVER be able to do ANYthing with those nails?" What a farce.
    Them there be city girls. Ain't no use on a farm, but for plowin...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post


    The one on the right is especially horrendous, but my first thought on both of them was "How the hell would you EVER be able to do ANYthing with those nails?" What a farce.
    I keep my nails pretty short. Mainly because they have a tendency to catch on things and tear anyway.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Them there be city girls. Ain't no use on a farm, but for plowin...
    Feed bill's too high, and they pull up lame anyhow.

    Besides, there's ploughing, and then there's pleasure-riding.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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