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Thread: Random Humor Redux (To replace the old random humor thread) :blush:

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Them there be city girls. Ain't no use on a farm, but for plowin...
    Feed bill's too high, and they pull up lame anyhow.

    Besides, there's ploughing, and then there's pleasure-riding.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


 

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    Feed bill's too high, and they pull up lame anyhow.

    Besides, there's ploughing, and then there's pleasure-riding.
    Yeah, but can you put up with the upkeep for a bit of fun? Those fillies are expensive y'know.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    I think this is a serious meme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldorian View Post
    I think this is a serious meme.
    So... does this mean we can kill Trump, put him in a cave, and close the cave up forever and never return?
    I can delete you, one click and you're overwritten.

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    Only if I can be Longinus.

  • #291
    Quote Originally Posted by Eldorian View Post
    Only if I can be Longinus.
    No problem. You can have his filthy cheeseburger stained robe as well. I'm not dicing for it.
    Fiat justitia ruat coelum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldorian View Post
    Only if I can be Longinus.
    Ooooh, fresh outta rep, dammit.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


  • #293
    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    So... does this mean we can kill Trump, put him in a cave, and close the cave up forever and never return?
    I don't think we can, he got a lot more than 12 bodyguards available. I am not sure if just one Judas is enough then.

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    Yo, the Senate is that way. This thread is hit and miss enough already.
    Quote Originally Posted by PWD View Post
    I think ovi's right.

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    even disregarding the politics, this is cringe, not funny.

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    Judging from the engagement that meme is getting, you two are just humorless douchenozzles. That, or you really do think Jesus was a White Christian. And that Trump is one too. In which case, lul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldorian View Post
    Judging from the engagement that meme is getting, you two are just humorless douchenozzles. That, or you really do think Jesus was a White Christian. And that Trump is one too. In which case, lul.
    Oh, well, the engagement. That seems alright.
    Quote Originally Posted by PWD View Post
    I think ovi's right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldorian View Post
    The hero ISIS deserves.
    I can delete you, one click and you're overwritten.

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