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    Random Humor Redux (To replace the old random humor thread) :blush:

    Well, since I deleted the old random humor thread by mistake, here is a new one.

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    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    What's the rudest type of elf?


    A gofuckyourself

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    More elf humor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldorian View Post
    More elf humor.
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    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Covered!

    What do you call Santa's helpers?
    Subordinate clauses.

    What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
    Their balls are ornamental.

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the gates of heaven.
    "In honor of this holy season," he said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said.

    "Very well, you may pass through the pearly gates," said Saint Peter.

    The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys. They jingled as he shook them and he said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said, "You may also enter heaven."

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. Saint Peter looked at the man, puzzled. "And just what do those symbolize?" he asked with a raised eyebrow.

    The man replied, "These are Carol's."
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    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Is Twofer-Two-Days-After-Tuesday! Err... or something...





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    Why is making fun of Jordan Peterson so damn funny. That's great.

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    omg, that Jordan Peterson bit was utter gold.

    Can't rep you, otherwise I would.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Her Many Grinder... so many levels... so many...
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    This was pretty hilarious.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Her Many Grinder... so many levels... so many...
    Chogborts is almost certainly a style of fellatio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldorian View Post
    Chogborts is almost certainly a style of fellatio.
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