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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    As well as your atrocious apostrophication.
    "It's" is a shortening of "it is" and is correct. And when colloqualizin a word via foreshortening ('bout), it's customary to pop an apostrophe in the front to show it is an artifact of speech rather than some 'fat fingerin flaw'.

    Now, I'm no big city English Professor, so maybe I don't have a fine a grasp on when to ellipse... but... when I do...
    I wouldn't even censor you.

 

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    'fat fingerin flaw'.
    I think you meant "fat fingerin' flaw."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Advocatus Diaboli View Post
    I think you meant "fat fingerin' flaw."
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    I wouldn't even censor you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    "It's" is a shortening of "it is" and is correct. And when colloqualizin a word via foreshortening ('bout), it's customary to pop an apostrophe in the front to show it is an artifact of speech rather than some 'fat fingerin flaw'.

    Now, I'm no big city English Professor, so maybe I don't have a fine a grasp on when to ellipse... but... when I do...
    I was referring to your long-running tendency to miss or mis-insert apostrophes, which I usually ignore. Until you decided to throw stones.
    "And now? With no drunks? There ain't no bums.
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    How's a ***** to sort his shit out without no DUCKS?!"

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    Went to a winery for a wine-tasting. It was pretty darn good. My favorite was the Strawberry Roan. Yum.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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    In an attempt to shake my holiday head cold, I had a good long nap after reading another chapter in Daniel Goldhagen's Hitler's Willing Executioners. Not exactly cheery holiday reading, but it's one of the most in-depth and insightful explorations of the origins of antisemitism in Germany that I've read.

    My bird just hung out and napped along with me. He's been singing lately. It's a cheery thing, having a singing bird in the house.
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    Hoppy New Year everbirdy!

    I wouldn't even censor you.

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    So, how's y'alls December 32nd going?



    I wouldn't even censor you.

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