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    That stag's antlers are seriously overcompensating for something.
    Fiat justitia ruat coelum.

 

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    Well, we can start a new one. In memory of the old.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    I just got the nicest compliment from the mate.

    It was, "People like you are why people like them build a wall around the law." Copper dragons gonna copper dragon.

    To be fair, I was reading about a number of Jewish customs/traditions that strike me as utterly, goofily, bizarrely weird and that make no sense.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Merry Christmas, by the way!

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    Merry Christmas, by the way!
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    I think ovi's right.

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    I'm sure Jewish people find our customs weird too. Like, you worship a criminal the Roman's crucified, then came back, went to heaven and you worship the father, son and holy ghost. What the heck?!
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirinke View Post
    I'm sure Jewish people find our customs weird too. Like, you worship a criminal the Romans crucified, then came back, went to heaven and you worship the father, son and holy ghost. What the heck?!
    Seems straightforward enough.

    There are a lot of ways to spin the story...

    [action hero/prison escape; cue dramatic voiceover music] "Sent to the cross for a crime he didn't commit, Jesus of Nazareth pulls off the greatest escape in history, from death itself..."

    [horror; cue Friday the 13th theme] "They crucified Jesus of Nazareth. They thought that was the end. But three days later, the tomb was empty. Nothing would be the same after...Easter Sunday..."
    Fiat justitia ruat coelum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirinke View Post
    I'm sure Jewish people find our customs weird too. Like, you worship a criminal the Roman's crucified, then came back, went to heaven and you worship the father, son and holy ghost. What the heck?!
    That is also weird, and as such, I have zero interest in the zombie-worshiping-ritual-cannibalism cult from the Middle East.

    Far better to drink and light things on fire!

    Also, ritual combat when needed to settle disputes, if for whatever reasons the whole lawyer thing doesn't work out.

    Plus, we have funnier stories. I mean, really. Loki ties his nutsack to a goat, literally just for laffz.
    Last edited by Palaralae; December 25th, 2018 at 05:28 PM.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Advocatus Diaboli View Post

    [action hero/prison escape; cue dramatic voiceover music] "Sent to the cross for a crime he didn't commit, Jesus of Nazareth pulls off the greatest escape in history, from death itself..."

    [horror; cue Friday the 13th theme] "They crucified Jesus of Nazareth. They thought that was the end. But three days later, the tomb was empty. Nothing would be the same after...Easter Sunday..."
    <Honest Trailer Guy Voice> "ONE MAN.....ONE WAY...."

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Well, I made out fairly well. I got a new phone, some books I've been wanting for awhile, a couple of pendents, lotion/body wash and body spray some gift cards to massage envy and gamestop.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Merry Christmas!
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