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    It's December? All Fucking Ready?

    I cannot believe it's December. This year has flown by.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

 

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    Yeah. Here, it's full-blown ant invasion season. The minute it started raining, they high-tailed it indoors. I just loaded up on Windex. I do like to think of the movie, "Them," and feel grateful that at least they're small ants, unable to consume a cow in a single sitting.
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Ant killer at the doors, windows, light fixtures and sockets. The little fuckers can crawl through those toot-sweet.

    Again for your viewing pleasure fellow ant-hater:



    It never gets old.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    My sister is a celiac, she can't have gluten or wheat at all, on top of her other problems. So, lo and behold, when I went to the store, guess what I found?

    Gluten free chocolate glazed donuts and a gluten free version of Twinkies! I got a pack of both for her.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirinke View Post
    It never gets old.
    It was old the first time you posted it.
    I wouldn't even censor you.

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    It's Whamageddon season, be careful out there. Three of the CM crowd have already been coldly assassinated, I hear.
    "And now? With no drunks? There ain't no bums.
    And with no bums, there ain't no muthafuckas to feed the ducks at the park.
    What's a fuckin' town with no ducks, J-Tro? It's nothin'! IT AIN'T NOTHIN!
    How's a ***** to sort his shit out without no DUCKS?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    It was old the first time you posted it.
    Treason! You, you ant lover!
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    My 97 year old Grandma passed late Friday. Sadly her mind was taken long ago, but she was never in pain.

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    Condolances to your family Bront.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bront View Post
    My 97 year old Grandma passed late Friday. Sadly her mind was taken long ago, but she was never in pain.
    Sorry for your loss.
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    This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member.
    I think ovi's right.

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    I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother, Bront.

    Terro ant baits (sugar syrup laced with Borax, a non toxic, relatively low energy solution, unlike pouring molten metals in anthills)
    generally work without burning down any local buildings or adding to California's fire threats. If the fire ants decide to migrate up here I might revisit my position.
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Yeah, that's usually our method. Still, I can't help but cheer the artist's efforts. From what I understand, they usually wrap the ant-hill in sand before pouring.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirinke View Post
    Still, I can't help but cheer the artist's efforts.
    You cheer the unnecessary burning death of another creature. And I'm the sociopath?
    I wouldn't even censor you.

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    You speak as one who has never been attacked by a swarm of fire ants. I assume you refuse to take antibiotics on the same principle? Wouldn't want to harm any bacteria, now, would we?
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    You cheer the unnecessary burning death of another creature. And I'm the sociopath?
    Fire ants aren't creatures. They're annoying, self-mobile, venomous kindling.
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    I think ovi's right.

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