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    That's silly. Everybody knows earthquakes are caused by either restless earth-dragons, or Loki's struggles against his bonds when he gets snake venom dripped on his face, not from the turning of the sphere of Fire.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


 

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    I thought it was Posideon/Neptune getting pissy with people.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

  • #48
    Dammit. Apocalypse delayed, AGAIN. Sigh.

    Giant Asteroid Barrelled Through Earth's Atmosphere Back In December And Made Ginormous Esplodingness

    Though I am highly amused that they call largeish asteroids "problems without passports".

    "Papers, plees. Ve must haff your papers."
    Last edited by Palaralae; March 20th, 2019 at 04:57 AM.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Context: Cool 'ball bearings move in straight lines while mobile spins" shit.
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    I waited until April 2nd just so no one would suspect this was an April Fool's prank... because it isn't.


    SCIENTIFIC STUDY FINDS "SCARY MONSTERS AND NICE SPRITES" BY SKRILLEX STOPS MOSQUITOS FROM HAVING SEX

    "A study recently published in the journal Acta Tropica on mosquito feeding and breeding habits found that the insects are less likely to eat or reproduce when the song "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" by Skrillex is playing. The specific type of mosquito researched was the Aedes aegypti, also called the yellow fever mosquito, known to carry a multitude of diseases."




    Makes sense to me, Skrillex's music killed my desire to continue the species as well...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Makes sense to me, Skrillex's music killed my desire to continue the species as well...
    It made you want to not fuck mosquitoes?

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    It made you want to not fuck mosquitoes?
    Yeah, I stopped spreading my seed across the retention ponds.
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    Scientists partially revive pig brains hours after death.


    Welp. I guess that's how the zombie apocalypse starts, then.

    Keep your blades sharp.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    Welp. I guess that's how the zombie apocalypse starts, then.
    The zompig apocalypse you mean. Mmmmmm... baaaacoooooon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    The zompig apocalypse you mean.
    Starts with zompigs, then jumps to humans like swine flu sometimes does. And, yeah, eating zompig bacon is probably a very bad idea.
    Fiat justitia ruat coelum.

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    Could even end up with zombie wereboars, who knows? Wheeeee!

    And honestly, the idea of an animal aggressive as a boar or feral hog that can spread some sort of nasty pandemic like that with a carelessly eager slash of a tusk is... Kind of like Mira Grant's Newsflesh books where any mammal over 40 lbs can carry and nigh-instantaneously amplify into fully-extremely-contagious, zombie-virus vector. Excellent series, but dear gods.
    Last edited by Palaralae; April 18th, 2019 at 04:59 AM.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    Could even end up with zombie wereboars, who knows? Wheeeee!

    And honestly, the idea of an animal aggressive as a boar or feral hog that can spread some sort of nasty pandemic like that with a carelessly eager slash of a tusk is...


    I don't know, isn't it much more scary if a tick or mosquito can transmit a nasty pandemic? You're not really likely to meet a boar or feral hog, and you will have a hard time overlooking it - and when you get hit by it, you might get a serious (to deadly) injury anyway - which at least gets you into immediate medical care.
    But a tick or mosquito bite/sting? You might only notice that hours or days later, quite possibly only do the pandemics symptons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustrum_Ridcully View Post


    I don't know, isn't it much more scary if a tick or mosquito can transmit a nasty pandemic? You're not really likely to meet a boar or feral hog,
    unless it happens to coincide with lab-grown meat becoming cheaper than the real thing, leading farmers to release the pigs for spite...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustrum_Ridcully View Post

    You're not really likely to meet a boar or feral hog, and you will have a hard time overlooking it -
    I know you live in Germany where there's not exactly a lot of wildlife problems/interaction, but over here it's a much different story. Feral hogs are a huge problem in many states if you don't live right in the city and they breed like rabbits. And those of us who live in some of the wilder areas of the West have a lot more interaction with wildlife, up to and including apex predators.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    They're worse than rabbits. They're bigger.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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