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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    Such as??
    Harvest Bay is palatable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainbow Poet View Post
    Extremely helpful, sir. Allow me to expand on your incredibly helpful post by saying that the only thing worse than Zico is Vita Coco.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PWD View Post
    I would rather drink pus out of an infected boil on the back of an indian conjoined-twin swimming in the Ganges than Zico.
    You may be in luck, because that is the ingredient list of Vita Coco.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PWD View Post
    I would rather drink pus out of an infected boil on the back of an indian conjoined-twin swimming in the Ganges than Zico.
    i may be able to get you some of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by diaglo View Post
    i may be able to get you some of that.
    Bottle it under the "What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger" brand. It just might sell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farside View Post
    I still can't get used to the idea of buying bottled coconut water. It's part of the pleasure of actually visiting a beach as far as I'm concerned.
    Some of us are a wee bit fucking far away from any beach.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Farside View Post
    It doesn't take too much fucking to find yourself a good beach.

    Aren't you supposed to find a good 'beach' before the fucking starts? I think you're doing it wrong....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    Aren't you supposed to find a good 'beach' before the fucking starts? I think you're doing it wrong....
    Oh ZOD NO! Sand gets everywhere. Yes even there. Very uncomfortable.
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    If you try, you can find a random patch of vegetation, or some driftwood. But sex won't improve that coconut water. You might as well swill some sea water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    If you try, you can find a random patch of vegetation, or some driftwood. But sex won't improve that coconut water. You might as well swill some sea water.

    Oooh, that'd be a new one; sex in the ocean while wrapped up in a bed of kelp. Y'know, like sea otters or something.

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
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    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    I was addressing the aforementioned condition of "beach" or dry land. I'm a novice when it comes to otters. I may have seen one in a zoo once, but I don't remember it. A Coco Lopez piņa colada would improve the entire experience. I was once at the 57th Street Festival and there was a woman dressed as a giant Coco Lopez can dancing to salsa music. It was hot. We retreated to Radio City Music Hall to see Fantasia. The air conditioning was cold, and the Rockettes were dressed as toy soldiers. I think it cost about 4 bucks.
    Last edited by shiningbrow; September 7th, 2015 at 06:44 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    I'm a novice when it comes to otters.
    Why does everything in CM eventually turn into bestiality?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Why does everything in CM eventually turn into bestiality?
    Because it's CM!!

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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