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    It's not a question of what I want.

    But, unlike Kzach, my bird is deserving of female companionship. Only pragmatic considerations prevent me from making that possible. And by "will that work?" I meant merely a reply to kirinke's suggestion that Ovi get a dog or cat in order to join in the discourse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    And by "will that work?" I meant merely a reply to kirinke's suggestion that Ovi get a dog or cat in order to join in the discourse.
    Ah. Then no, you having a bird and sharing your bird stories will not work to help Ovi bond with others that have affection for their pets.


    Unless he likes birds as much as he craves the soft woolly feel of alpaca next to his skin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Ah. Then no, you having a bird and sharing your bird stories will not work to help Ovi bond with others that have affection for their pets.


    Unless he likes birds as much as he allegedly craves the soft woolly feel of alpaca next to his skin.
    Fixed. There is no evidence.

    And, just because I don't constantly blather about my pets and/or have a cat video fetish doesn't mean I don't have them. As far as you know.

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    As far as you know, I don't have a pet fetish.
    The following took place practically next door to Ovi. What the story doesn't relate are the unknown details of those three hours the llama went missing. I suspect that Ovinomancer is the fella quoted near the end.


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    Llama caught after evading owner for three hours

    AVERY'S CREEK, NORTH CAROLINA — After more than three hours of evading its owner, a neighbor and an animal control officer, the deep woods slowed Phantom the llama, just long enough to end his adventure through Avery's Creek. Owner Dave Nus caught Phantom at the top of The Cliffs at Walnut Cove property, on the edge of the Pisgah National Forest. He said the llama was trapped in a stand of trees, which allowed them to get a harness and rope on the llama. "This one is a gazelle!" Nus said. A spectator quipped, "Phantom sure has a purty mouth. He's purtier than a gazelle!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Halo View Post
    The following took place practically next door to Ovi. What the story doesn't relate are the unknown details of those three hours the llama went missing. I suspect that Ovinomancer is the fella quoted near the end.





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    Yes... sure... I abduct alpacas for three hour trysts and return them unharmed. That's exactly why whatever happened to Debbie had nothing to do with me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ovinomancer View Post
    Whatever happened to Debbie had nothing to do with me!

    It wasn't Debbie's mouth you found so irresistible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Halo View Post
    It wasn't Debbie's mouth you found so irresistible.
    Don't tell us... he's trying to make a Debbie coat.
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    As Janeane Garofalo once said, "It's OK to love your pet, it's just not OK to love your pet."
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    Unless 'my hand' is the name of female bird you have, no humping your hand won't work. You should get your bird a female companion if you want to have little baby birds.
    Or a wee birdie blowup doll.

    Quote Originally Posted by kirinke View Post
    I need brain bleach!
    Don't you need a brain, first?
    "I'll tell you something," he said, as if he had said nothing that day. "You're walking on gallows ground, and there's a rope around your neck and a raven-bird on each shoulder waiting for your eyes, and the gallows tree has deep roots, for it stretches from heaven to hell, and our world is only the branch from which the rope is swinging."

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    Don't you need a brain, first?

    It's off to Emerald City for her!

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    Hey, kirinke, pick me up a pair of those ruby slippers while you're there.
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    Don't you need a brain, first?
    Well played. That is indeed how this is done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Halo View Post
    It wasn't Debbie's mouth you found so irresistible.
    Will you never cease in your vile slander of me and that delightful Debbie?!
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    I think ovi's right.

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