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    It would be hilarious if he spooge-fouled his beloved mac and had to get another windows machine.
    Is this what happened to you, Kzach?

 

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyaruko View Post
    Is this what happened to you, Kzach?
    No.

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    I'm mostly with Spoony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the Jester View Post
    You know, when and if he does eventually return, this thread is gonna make Kzach spooge all over himself.
    You should write a collection of quatrains.
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    I'm mostly with Spoony.

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    I have been praying fervently for his return, and the Lord hath provided!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Halo View Post
    I have been praying fervently for his return, and the Lord hath provided!
    Is one of those "in mysterious ways" things? If so, I now dislike mysteries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Halo View Post
    I have been praying fervently for his return, and the Lord hath provided!
    I didn't know the Methodists worshipped Satan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FickleGM View Post
    Is one of those "in mysterious ways" things? If so, I now dislike mysteries.
    No mystery. It's punishment for you not having caught fire yet.
    I can delete you, one click and you're overwritten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guyjin View Post
    I didn't know the Methodists worshipped Satan.
    It's like the old Batman/Bruce Wayne or Superman/Clark Kent conondrum:
    Have you ever seen Satan and God in one room?

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    Why would an omniscient being who exists beyond time create an angel that he knew "in advance" was going to fuck things up? Was he bored?
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    Why would an omniscient being who exists beyond time create an angel that he knew "in advance" was going to fuck things up? Was he bored?
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent. Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent. Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?

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    Epicurus doubts Kzach exists too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Halo View Post
    Epicurus doubts Kzach exists too.
    Is Kzach willing to shut up, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent. Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent. Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh stupid? Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him Kzach?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Remathilis View Post
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then He is not omnipotent. Is He able, but not willing? Then He is malevolent. Is He both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is He neither able nor willing? Then why call Him God?

    Epicurus(c. 341 - c. 270 BC)
    Adele berates God, probably both for knowingly creating evil and Kzach, to boot. It gives new meaning to the phrase, "Give 'em hell!"

    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    No mystery. It's punishment for you not having caught fire yet.
    You're an alpaca? I don't think I ever would have guessed that. One mystery solved, an infinite number to go.

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    I always thought he was some kind of online performance art.
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