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    Quote Originally Posted by loki44 View Post
    I think I'll be giving my baba ghanouj to someone else for lunch today, thank you very much.
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    I wouldn't even censor you.

 

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    Is...is that Jello?
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    Quote Originally Posted by loki44 View Post
    I think I'll be giving my baba ghanouj to someone else for lunch today, thank you very much.
    I mean if you're not going to eat it, I hate to see it go to waste.

    RedWick can have the jello. Bill Cosby is skeeving me out lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistwell View Post
    Well fuck. Now I need to invent time travel, to go back and tell myself to not read this thread.

    I'm with Misty on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    I'm with Misty on this one.
    If you fuckers had any decency you'd want to go back in time and warn me not to go to Tampa that day.
    I wouldn't even censor you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    If you fuckers had any decency you'd want to go back in time and warn me not to go to Tampa that day.
    They're talking self-preservation, not decency.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    If you fuckers had any decency you'd want to go back in time and warn me not to go to Tampa that day.

    What? And deny you crucial character forming elements in your moral education?
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    What? And deny you crucial character forming elements in your moral education?
    There was nothing moral to be seen that night.

    Though I will admit, it inured me to the later horrors of Arby's Roast Beef.
    I wouldn't even censor you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    There was nothing moral to be seen that night.
    QED
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    If you fuckers had any decency you'd want to go back in time and warn me not to go to Tampa that day.
    When would any CM'er ever voluntarily relinquish the chance to revel in someone else's pain/horror/awkwardness? I mean, really....
    "And now? With no drunks? There ain't no bums.
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    What's a fuckin' town with no ducks, J-Tro? It's nothin'! IT AIN'T NOTHIN!
    How's a ***** to sort his shit out without no DUCKS?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedWick View Post
    Is...is that Jello?
    It must be, 'cause jam don't shake like that....
    "And now? With no drunks? There ain't no bums.
    And with no bums, there ain't no muthafuckas to feed the ducks at the park.
    What's a fuckin' town with no ducks, J-Tro? It's nothin'! IT AIN'T NOTHIN!
    How's a ***** to sort his shit out without no DUCKS?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    It must be, 'cause jam don't shake like that....
    Or perhaps... marmalade?
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    I know too many Tampa LARPers to be surprised by this story. I also just took a very long and very hot shower. I'm still not clean.
    "A foolish man may be known by six things: Anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, inquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, and mistaking foes for friends. - Arabic proverb

    "Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβυλλα τί θέλεις; respondebat illa: ἀποθανεῖν θέλω." - Petronius Arbiter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwydion View Post
    I know too many Tampa LARPers to be surprised by this story. I also just took a very long and very hot shower. I'm still not clean.
    He was from the Daytona area originally... if memory serves.


    But yeah, Tampa was a bit of a cesspit*. Haven't been out there (or interacted with anyone from there) in about 6 years... but I doubt it's changed much.


    * Of course that's also where Leo live(s/d).
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