View Poll Results: Umbran vs. Kzach

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  • I would choose Kzach, 'cause he's really just a cuddly-wuddly on the inside.

    14 36.84%
  • I would choose Umbran. He is just. Righteous. And a force of good for all people-kind.

    10 26.32%
  • This poll makes my brain hurt.

    14 36.84%
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Thread: If you could choose between Umbran and I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kzach View Post
    It's true. I was as naked then as I am right now, with my hairy, greasy balls squeezed between my fat, cellulite ridden legs with my little pink penis poking up in between them and my bulging, flabby, stretch-marked, white as a sheet, pimply, sweaty and slightly cheesy belly.

    You've got a good imagination so I'm sure you've got a nice picture of that in your head right now, yeah?

    Not the direction you thought this was going to go in, is it?
    Tie your mother down...
    America. Fueled by Cancer.

 

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    Can we choose Cancer? I'd rather have cancer
    Failed RPG Writer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leopold View Post
    Can we choose Cancer? I'd rather have cancer
    Cancer is the coward's way.
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    I think ovi's right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Remathilis View Post
    Tie your mother down...
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    Can we choose Cancer? I'd rather have cancer

    My mum has cancer. You're both cunts.
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    I'm mostly with Spoony.

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    I've met and gamed with Umbran a couple times. He's cool in my book.

    I've got Kzach on ignore and he's never coming off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JC View Post
    I've met and gamed with Umbran a couple times. He's cool in my book.

    I've got Kzach on ignore and he's never coming off.
    I'm cool in your book. Clearly, your book is wrong.
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    I think ovi's right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JC View Post
    I've met and gamed with Umbran a couple times. He's cool in my book.

    I've got Kzach on ignore and he's never coming off.
    Hey man, you're good people and I can respect your position on Kzach.

    But Umbran? Geez that's tragic.
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    I believe the hammer locking back is PWD's trigger warning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ovinomancer View Post
    I'm cool in your book. Clearly, your book is wrong.
    Hoisted by my own Picard. As it were.

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    But Umbran? Geez that's tragic.
    He's still a shit moderator who was once much shittier. My sole interaction with him in mod-mode was insulting to say the least.

    Good dude. Bad mod.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JC View Post
    I've got Kzach on ignore and he's never coming off.
    Limp dick faggot. Can't even handle the heat in your own goddamn kitchen. Pathetic.
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    I'm mostly with Spoony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kzach View Post
    My mum has cancer. You're both cunts.
    I'm sorry to hear that. Is that why you come here, to vent your anger?

    Or are you just trolling again, in which case

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    Quote Originally Posted by guyjin View Post
    I'm sorry to hear that. Is that why you come here, to vent your anger?
    Yes, bowel cancer. She's on the last (hopefully) series of chemo treatments. Everything points to a good prognosis despite my fuckwit sisters planning her funeral and blaming me for it.
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    I'm mostly with Spoony.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kzach View Post
    Yes, bowel cancer. She's on the last (hopefully) series of chemo treatments.
    Colon cancer got my dad. Fuck that shit in the ass, literally.

    Everything points to a good prognosis despite my fuckwit sisters planning her funeral and blaming me for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JC View Post

    I've got Kzach on ignore and he's never coming off.
    You take him off ignore every so often to remind yourself why you put him on there in the first place. Like watching a rabid squirrel attempt to sodomize himself with a pinecone in a pressure cooker while attempting to claw out of the pot. Better left covered till it's dead.
    Failed RPG Writer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leopold View Post
    You take him off ignore every so often to remind yourself why you put him on there in the first place. Like watching a rabid squirrel attempt to sodomize himself with a pinecone in a pressure cooker while attempting to claw out of the pot. Better left covered till it's dead.
    If I didn't have the election to amuse and disgust me instead, yes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by leopold View Post
    You take him off ignore every so often to remind yourself why you put him on there in the first place. Like watching a rabid squirrel attempt to sodomize himself with a pinecone in a pressure cooker while attempting to claw out of the pot. Better left covered till it's dead.
    You're just jealous that I'm more popular than you.
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    I'm mostly with Spoony.

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