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    Why do you hate MerricB, let me count the ways.

    I might end up gaming with him soon as he runs the local D&D 5e chapter so I want to know what I'm getting into and I've seen some vitriol aimed at him from people here. So tell me, why does he suck hairy, greasy, smeg-infested monkey nuts?
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    rules lawyer
    micromanager
    railroader
    needs to be poked in the eye
    I've had him on ignore for so long i'd forgotten he was still around on the intrawebs.

    edit: most of his style is very dry and unimaginative. it reads like ernest hemingway on a bender. (i.e. run, spot, run. the sea was wet. etc...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by diaglo View Post

    edit: most of his style is very dry and unimaginative. it reads like ernest hemingway on a bender. (i.e. run, spot, run. the sea was wet. etc...)
    This is the most egregious flaw, in my opinion. Seems like he would be very enthusiastic about loss prevention through regular inventorying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainbow Poet View Post
    This is the most egregious flaw, in my opinion. Seems like he would be very enthusiastic about loss prevention through regular inventorying.
    FWIW, I'm on the design team and I pretty much find WoW as fun and interesting as banging my head against a brick wall.-- Mike Mearls

    I mean, I never GET any but that would be preferable. --Rel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kzach View Post
    So tell me, why does he suck hairy, greasy, smeg-infested monkey nuts?
    He's not me.

    You need a better reason?
    I wouldn't even censor you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rel View Post
    Don't worry, Special K, I'm sure he'll hate you too. It'll be a match made in heaven!
    I can't wait to read his reports on ENW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerfherder View Post
    I can't wait to read his reports on ENW!
    I can't post at ENW until either Morrus lifts the two perma-bans or I try and get around them again which, I must admit, with the advent of the new edition I am considering doing just that

    Oh, wait, you meant MerricB's reports? Why on earth would you want to listen to that retard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kzach View Post
    Oh, wait, you meant MerricB's reports? Why on earth would you want to listen to that retard?
    special snowflakes need an audience or they melt and no one cares.
    i'll wait for your updates here.

    edit: MerricB is most of the reason i left dragonsfoot. every time i'd make comments about his posts bloodymage would swoop in to defend him. so i said fuck it.
    Last edited by diaglo; July 9th, 2014 at 12:29 AM.
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    Two permabans? Idiot....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kzach View Post
    Oh, wait, you meant MerricB's reports? Why on earth would you want to listen to that retard?
    To hear what he says about his encounter with the 100' arms.

    Plus, I find most of you retards usually come out with something funny once in a while.
    Robin Williams: "In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say, 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'"

    PWD: "you're the seed, the relationship is the soil, and the love and attention and work you put into the relationship is the sun and the rain that feeds it. What grows from that is what you always were meant to become."

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirinke View Post
    Two permabans? Idiot....
    Yeah, I know, it's weaksauce but I promised that I wouldn't go back so I only have two so far. But on the bright side I've amounted seven on the WotC forums
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    I never had an issue with him, but I rarely saw him when I was active on Enworld (Been a long time now).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerfherder View Post
    I can't wait to read his reports on ENW!
    "One player in particular had difficulty cooperating with the group, repeatedly shouting curse words at us when they refused to allow him alone to make their decisions. Later, the owner of the store asked him to not return unless he had showered and washed with soap immediately beforehand."

    I like MerricB. He provides lots of game play reports and reviews of TSR modules--which I find interesting to read.
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    Merric who? I recall the name, but nothing about him.
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