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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post


    I'll grasp your flaccid idiotic neck and squeeze until your family goes shopping for lilies. Then, while they're out shopping, I'll burn their houses down to the ground and piss on the ashes.

    Is that what you had in mind?

    p.s. Have a nice day.
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    Kzach, "Have a nice day" means "fuck you" in Californian. Y'all down under probably are not aware of this subtle regionalism.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    But I'd love to hear some swear using 'lilies' instead of something harder. And swear like they mean it.
    I have a friend who I used to work with who would say "Timmay" (as is South Park) rather than actually using profanity. (When he was at work, mostly.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kzach View Post
    Yeah, that's right, I went there.
    Actually I'm guessing you haven't gone there in a long, long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nail bunny View Post
    I don't know cunt but I do know fuck.*


    Actually both are Low Middle German and both have a plethora of roots. As to why we prefer short hard sounds ** in our vulgar argot, well hard sounds go with hard language. They allow us to express our anger more effectively. Also many groups consider certain words to have a low or crass connotation, to which usage adds a bit of "unacceptability" to the expression. So not only can you effectively express your anger, but you can 'break the rules of polite society' and thus derive a bit a pleasure.

    Try saying something soft and non-vulgar, like lilies, next time you're angry and see what I mean.



    * Go ahead, make something of that you dickwads.
    ** We don't just use 'u', we also shout 'dick', 'ass', 'balls', 'cock', etc.. But yeah, 'fuck' is the preferred expression for directionless impotent anger.
    So I just started playing The Witcher 2 again and that reminded me of the soldiers in the prologue who constantly should "Plough the lillies!" as you gut them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post


    I'll grasp your flaccid idiotic neck and squeeze until your family goes shopping for lilies. Then, while they're out shopping, I'll burn their houses down to the ground and piss on the ashes.

    Is that what you had in mind?

    p.s. Have a nice day.


    To hear Billy Connolly* tell it, the 'uh!' sound is much like a primitive, not-necessarily-linguistic grunt of anger, and therefore in some of our angrier/naughtier words.

    AFAIK (without researching just yet) both 'fuck' and 'cunt' as well as a lot of our other words considered 'vulgar' (which itself originally meant 'common') are Anglo-Saxon, and I would think that would predate LMG.



    *not likely a Linguistic Authority, but a damn fine comedian

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    You are dog dung regurgitated from the gullet of the dog that defecated upon the lilies. Then you had to go and buy some soap from the super-market. Sadly, the only check out lanes open were the self-checkout lanes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    Kzach, "Have a nice day" means "fuck you" in Californian. Y'all down under probably are not aware of this subtle regionalism.
    Reason #4 that every time I go to California I get punched in the face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PWD View Post
    Reason #4 that every time I go to California I get punched in the face.
    No, that's just the Californian way of trying to start a war with Canada.

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    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
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    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    No, that's just the Californian way of trying to start a war with Canada.
    Offtopic, but it's been bugging me forever - who were you on NTL/NKL? I can usually out people based on their styles, but you're stumping me.

    You certainly don't have to tell me (or the crowd) if you're purposely staking out a new identity, I'm just at a loss.
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    I believe the hammer locking back is PWD's trigger warning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PWD View Post
    Offtopic, but it's been bugging me forever - who were you on NTL/NKL? I can usually out people based on their styles, but you're stumping me.

    You certainly don't have to tell me (or the crowd) if you're purposely staking out a new identity, I'm just at a loss.
    That's funny, because when I introduced myself after popping up here for a long while away, you were the first to say "I remember you!".

    I was Passager on NTL, and waaaay back in the WotC chatroom days, I was first Silverwolff and then Palaralae. I'd like to think my 'style' has stayed the same, because I don't play a 'role' on CM, I'm just who I really am. *shrug*


    Edit: I didn't post a whole lot on CM, probably the only famous/infamous incidence of me doing anything was standing up to Cyberzombie out of nowhere and calling him on his bullshit/reading him the riot act.

    PS - one of the questions that's bugged me for a while was what ever happened to Spikeyfreak? Some of the posters here have a similar style, but I don't quite 'see' him anywhere.....
    Last edited by Palaralae; August 8th, 2014 at 08:02 PM. Reason: added stuff

    Dark the stars and dark the moon
    Hush the night and the morning loon
    Tell the horses and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.

    Dark the oceans, dark the sky
    Hush the whales and the ocean tide
    Tell the salt marsh and beat on your drum
    Gone their master, gone their son.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    I was Passager on NTL, and waaaay back in the WotC chatroom days, I was first Silverwolff and then Palaralae.
    Fuck! And here I was just figuring out who cinnamon and strawberry and goblin girl all were! Stop changing yer names!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Palaralae View Post
    ...I don't play a 'role' on CM, I'm just who I really am. *shrug*
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