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    Fett swallowed but I spit Xath's Avatar
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    Disapointment

    I bought a cantelope a few days ago, but havn't eaten it because of my tummy issues. Today I felt well enough to have some. So I went to my fruit bowl in the kitchen. I had left the cantelope in its plastic bag, and it's fortunate I did. I picked it up and the whole cantelope had 1" of fuzz all over it, and the bag was full of liquid. Fortunately this was the first grocery bag ever to not have holes in it. So I threw it away.

    No cantelope for me.

 

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    I'd offer you my cantelopes...

    But I ain't got any!

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    I too have felt the pain of a cantaloupe gone uneaten. I'm sorry for your loss.
    A mature person is one who does not think only in absolutes, who is able to be objective even when deeply stirred emotionally, who has learned that there is both good and bad in all people and in all things, and who walks humbly and deals charitably with the circumstances of life, knowing that in this world no one is all knowing and therefore all of us need both love and charity.

    - Eleanor Roosevelt



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    I was so excited because they were on sale for 99 cents. But, I guess there was a reason for that...

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    And now I went to make a can of spaghetti Os. But I found the last can, opened and eaten by my boyfriend....jerk.

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    But are you still running around the house in your underwear? That's the burning question that's really on everyone's mind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobo sapiens
    But are you still running around the house in your underwear? That's the burning question that's really on everyone's mind...
    Well yes, I wear underwear most of the time. The real question is, am I wearing anything on top of my underwear.

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    Similar thing happened with our Avocados yesterday. They don't sit long.

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    I found a can of Fruit Cocktail in Extra Light Syrup. But I don't think it's agreeing with me too well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xath
    Well yes, I wear underwear most of the time. The real question is, am I wearing anything on top of my underwear.
    No, the real questions are when are those times you're not and why haven't you posted pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fett527
    No, the real questions are when are those times you're not and why haven't you posted pics?
    I think when I get enough points, "Show us your tits" might become my custom user title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyn McTwitch
    I too have felt the pain of a cantaloupe gone uneaten. I'm sorry for your loss.
    For some reason, I'm thinking of Langston Hughes. "A Canteloupe Deferred"?

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    If not eating a canteloupe is the biggest thing that dissappoints you, then I'd say you've got it pretty fucking good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xath
    I think when I get enough points, "Show us your tits" might become my custom user title.
    must. resist. urge.

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