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    Quote Originally Posted by JC View Post
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    There once was a man from Nantucket, who dreamt he lived in a shoe. When he woke, he saw that he ate his pillow.

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    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    You must have an iron deficiency. Or at least an irony deficiency.

    If I ever end up with you for Secret Santa, let me buy you a Wooly Willy so you can learn some elementary principles of magnetism.
    Oh, my. How embarrassing. Yes, I will look for some irony to supplement my deficiency. Thank you for pointing that out.

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    Sorry fuckers. Been busy with holiday prep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ovinomancer View Post
    Oh, my. How embarrassing. Yes, I will look for some irony to supplement my deficiency. Thank you for pointing that out.
    Try this:

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    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    What excellent advice! I shall certainly look into it, despite recent news from some misguided scientists that supplements are a waste of money. Clearly they need to spend more time discussing the matter with you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ovinomancer View Post
    What excellent advice! I shall certainly look into it, despite recent news from some misguided scientists that supplements are a waste of money. Clearly they need to spend more time discussing the matter with you!

    That's right. I forgot that, unlike the rest of us, your blood does not contain hemoglobin, so you have no need for iron supplements. The NIH seems to think the rest of us do on occasion, though, despite recent findings about multivitamins in general. Far be it from me to interfere with your sweeping generalizations. If you still feel the need to sweep, I have some floors that are accumulating dust.
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24228193.

    If reading that long paragraph presents too much of a challenge, I've posted the relevant sentence below:
    On the other hand, the committee noted the value of some supplemental nutrients for at-risk populations such as iron, folic acid, and vitamin B-12.
    Last edited by shiningbrow; December 24th, 2013 at 10:42 AM.
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    That's right. I forgot that, unlike the rest of us, your blood does not contain hemoglobin, so you have no need for iron supplements. The NIH seems to think the rest of us do on occasion, though, despite recent findings about multivitamins in general. Far be it from me to interfere with your sweeping generalizations. If you still feel the need to sweep, I have some floors that are accumulating dust.
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24228193.

    If reading that long paragraph presents too much of a challenge, I've posted the relevant sentence below:
    I thought we were talking about irony. Who knew?

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    So did I, until you shifted to dietary supplements.

    Just don't come running to me if some bully kicks sand in your face.
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    So did I, until you shifted to dietary supplements.

    Just don't come running to me if some bully kicks sand in your face.
    I was still talking about irony. I'll mind the bullies, though; that's great advice! Let me know if you see any around, okay?

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    I'm sure you will wither them with that burning sarcasm you have so studiously cultivated.
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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