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    What have I...what have I...what have I done to deserve this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Feanor View Post
    What have I...what have I...what have I done to deserve this?
    Well, you've always been a good friend to me, and since no good deed goes unpunished, you get to go fuck yourself with a rusty snow shovel, you Windy City sack of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by francisca View Post
    ...go fuck yourself with a rusty snow shovel, you Windy City sack of shit.
    It's like you've seen my To Do list for today...you weak-ass corn-fed mouth-breathing fuckwad. My 12 year old slack-jawed prepubescent son hurls better insults in his sleep...
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    Quote Originally Posted by francisca View Post
    Look man, the fucker has two heart-ons for me, he'd let me in his pants without even a "please".

    Just like your mom.
    Are you...are you saying my mom's a guy?

    And you fucked him?
    “There is no intimacy; it’s not live,” he said of online games. “It’s being translated through a computer, and your imagination is not there the same way it is when you’re actually together with a group of people. It reminds me of one time where I saw some children talking about whether they liked radio or television, and I asked one little boy why he preferred radio, and he said, ‘Because the pictures are so much better.’ ” - E.G.Gygax 1938-2008

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    Quote Originally Posted by francisca View Post
    Ah....the classic blunder. You've already wasted far more than 30 seconds of your oxygen stealing by reading this thread. As a matter of fact, it probably took you 30 minutes to read the original post, given the level of reading comprehension your stupid ass has displayed on this board.

    So let me put it down in words you can understand:

    YER DUM.
    Not as dumb as you are to respond to such blatantly obvious baiting. Ho hum.

    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Yer bald.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    Not as dumb as you are to respond to such blatantly obvious baiting. Ho hum.

    Absolutely! It's good to see that you've put him in his place. He fell for your trap perfectly, and served him up on a platter. I also found your use of video to be particularly effective in finishing the humiliation.

    Francisca, it's okay if you cry over this. No shame, she really kicked your ass in intarwebs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ovinomancer View Post
    Absolutely! It's good to see that you've put him in his place. He fell for your trap perfectly, and served him up on a platter. I also found your use of video to be particularly effective in finishing the humiliation.

    Francisca, it's okay if you cry over this. No shame, she really kicked your ass in intarwebs.
    You fucking idiot.

    And the only difference between my post and all those above it is that I actually fucking mean it.




    And I'll add another You Fucking Idiot just for good measure.

    For a different difference that is.....
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    Franny, yer still bald.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loki44 View Post
    You fucking idiot.

    And the only difference between my post and all those above it is that I actually fucking mean it.
    You need some lessons from shiningbrow.



    And I'll add another You Fucking Idiot just for good measure.

    For a different difference that is.....
    You should add a video. They're the epitome of putdowns.

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    You must have an iron deficiency. Or at least an irony deficiency.

    If I ever end up with you for Secret Santa, let me buy you a Wooly Willy so you can learn some elementary principles of magnetism.
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    I doubt your willy is wooly. I suspect it's hairless, and shriveled.

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    What did you expect?
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    Sigh... burning marshmallows give you so much more.
    Last edited by shiningbrow; December 12th, 2013 at 04:31 AM.
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by francisca View Post
    You're a filthy whore.
    Fill me up, buttercup.

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    Grr! Francis is mean! And...and...and a doody-head!

    NYAH!
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