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    Free insults

    Come on in.

    Keeper is getting hammered and sending out "Drunken, Rambling, Offensive Christmas Cards" to those who wanted them. I'm here to prove what a fucking pussy amateur he is by offering to insult people while sober.

    Fuck all you, you stupid fucking fuckity fucks.

    But if you want something more personal, chime in, you STD-infested goat scrotums.

    Merry fucking X-mas, assbags.

 

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    Your mother smells of rum soaked fruitcake and your father of plum pudding.

    Your brother makes merry in the snow with Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer.

    Your sister made off with the roast beast.
    Last edited by kirinke; December 11th, 2013 at 02:00 AM.
    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    My sanity left town along time ago and didn't leave a forwarding address. It's not missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kirinke View Post
    Your mother smells of rum soaked fruitcake and your father of plum pudding.

    Your brother makes merry in the snow with Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer.

    Your sister made off with the roast beast.
    Holy fucking shit you're a moron.

    The idea was I insult you, you fucking waste of human life.

    asshole!

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    Quote Originally Posted by francisca View Post
    Merry fucking X-mas, assbags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JC View Post
    I knew this would draw you in like flies to a fresh pile of shit. You're the only human I know who could literally go toe-to-toe in a turd flinging fight with your relatives on monkey island at the zoo. Honestly, you're a pretty nice guy, which makes it fucking hilarious when you try to get all tough in threads about shitty movies and other shit that only you and dorks like Steve Urkel could even care about.

    Also, you wouldn't know your former asshole from a hole in the ground, you fucking whore's crotch rot dumbshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by francisca View Post
    I knew this would draw you in like flies to a fresh pile of shit. You're the only human I know who could literally go toe-to-toe in a turd flinging fight with your relatives on monkey island at the zoo. Honestly, you're a pretty nice guy, which makes it fucking hilarious when you try to get all tough in threads about shitty movies and other shit that only you and dorks like Steve Urkel could even care about.

    Also, you wouldn't know your former asshole from a hole in the ground, you fucking whore's crotch rot dumbshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by francisca View Post
    I knew this would draw you in like flies to a fresh pile of shit. You're the only human I know who could literally go toe-to-toe in a turd flinging fight with your relatives on monkey island at the zoo. Honestly, you're a pretty nice guy, which makes it fucking hilarious when you try to get all tough in threads about shitty movies and other shit that only you and dorks like Steve Urkel could even care about.

    Also, you wouldn't know your former asshole from a hole in the ground, you fucking whore's crotch rot dumbshit.
    STOP TRYING TO GET IN JC'S PANTS!!
    “There is no intimacy; it’s not live,” he said of online games. “It’s being translated through a computer, and your imagination is not there the same way it is when you’re actually together with a group of people. It reminds me of one time where I saw some children talking about whether they liked radio or television, and I asked one little boy why he preferred radio, and he said, ‘Because the pictures are so much better.’ ” - E.G.Gygax 1938-2008

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    Quote Originally Posted by JC View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Bovine View Post
    STOP TRYING TO GET IN JC'S PANTS!!
    Look man, the fucker has two heart-ons for me, he'd let me in his pants without even a "please".

    Just like your mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by francisca View Post
    Look man, the fucker has two heart-ons for me,
    It's more of heart-on for the words. That would make me fond of either the mouth or the hands. Or both.

    Quote Originally Posted by francisca View Post
    he'd let me in his pants without even a "please".
    I'll own that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by francisca View Post
    Come on in.

    Keeper is getting hammered and sending out "Drunken, Rambling, Offensive Christmas Cards" to those who wanted them. I'm here to prove what a fucking pussy amateur he is by offering to insult people while sober.

    Fuck all you, you stupid fucking fuckity fucks.

    But if you want something more personal, chime in, you STD-infested goat scrotums.

    Merry fucking X-mas, assbags.
    If you think I'd waste 30 seconds of my short sweet life to give you the time of day you are truly dwelling in a fool's paradise.
    "When the subway jerks, it's the fixed stars that throw you down."

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiningbrow View Post
    If you think I'd waste 30 seconds of my short sweet life to give you the time of day you are truly dwelling in a fool's paradise.
    Ah....the classic blunder. You've already wasted far more than 30 seconds of your oxygen stealing by reading this thread. As a matter of fact, it probably took you 30 minutes to read the original post, given the level of reading comprehension your stupid ass has displayed on this board.

    So let me put it down in words you can understand:

    YER DUM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty Halo View Post
    oops
    Is that what you said when they told you that you weren't getting a mace, when you entered the seminary (snicker) or whatever it's called? That'll teach you to like the Cleric class, dipshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JC View Post
    It's more of heart-on for the words. That would make me fond of either the mouth or the mouth. Or both.
    You mean foot, as you keep putting it into your frontal face hole.

    I'll own that.
    You're a filthy whore.

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