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    What have you heard, that is bad, about me?

    If you've ever heard (or know, or think you know) anything bad about me, I want to hear it here.
    I want to hear it. I want to hear everything. Everything, period.

    If you think it's bad, write it down.
    If you ever might imagine that it's bad, write it down.
    If you heard, from someone else, who heard a rumor from someone else, who might have heard something from someone else, who heard from someone else yet, write it down.

    I want to hear it all.

    No refutiations on my part, no arguments.

    You've Got the Goods on Me? About anything that is bad about me?
    WRITE IT DOWN HERE.

    Write it ALL down. Where the whole world can see it. Especially, me. I want to see and hear it all.

    Use the most gross, violent, denunciatory, vile, condemnatory terms you wish to possibly use. I just wish to hear it all.

    Thank you.

    Edena_of_Neith

 

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    you had a character that was ass raped by pirates and was some astronomical level.
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    Allow me to make some minor corrections to your post.

    I HAVE a character who was ass raped repeatedly by pirates, and he is 161st level. : )

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    You post long and tedious rants on message boards in an obnoxiously idiosyncratic style.
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    I hear that Florida is almost the worst possible place for you to live, between Brown Recluse spiders and Hurricanes.
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    I've also heard that you shot a man in Reno once, just to watch him die.
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    I believe the hammer locking back is PWD's trigger warning.

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    True, about those tedious posts.
    Florida? Brown recluses and hurricanes aren't a problem on the Sun Coast. (the 5 inch wide spiders, the Wolf Spiders, are your friends.)
    Reno? I've never visited the place. Or anywhere in Nevada. (never fired a gun, either, except when father twice insisted on taking me to the gun range.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edena_of_Neith View Post
    Allow me to make some minor corrections to your post.

    I HAVE a character who was ass raped repeatedly by pirates, and he is 161st level. : )
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    No refutiations on my part, no arguments.
    I heard that your promises come with a 20-minute expiry window.

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    Promises?
    I either keep or break them. All or nothing.

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    I can't confirm it but I've heard that you make stupid threads like this one.
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    I'm mostly with Spoony.

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    Isn't it the truth? (smiles wryly)

    But ...

    Anyways ... where is the Good Stuff?
    I want to hear the Good Stuff.
    Those pirates are the best anyone can do? I'm sure someone has something better than that, out there.

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    I heard that you kick puppies and steal candy from children while singing Carmen (off-key and missing phrases) in a falsetto at the top of your lungs. And you also once ejaculated into a mayonaise jar. I heard that you like wearing thongs and fishnet and fashionable pumps. I heard that you enjoy listening to Mozart while watching gay porn.
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    Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    I is before E except after C, then it's chaos man, mass chaos! Letters coming together into words, but then you go English and they put U's in places that just shouldn't go there... AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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    You suffer from logorrhea. But what the hell do I know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kirinke View Post
    I heard that you kick puppies and steal candy from children while singing Carmen (off-key and missing phrases) in a falsetto at the top of your lungs. And you also once ejaculated into a mayonaise jar. I heard that you like wearing thongs and fishnet and fashionable pumps. I heard that you enjoy listening to Mozart while watching gay porn.
    If only.

    Actually, I did have a tendency to sing orchestral music, often at the top of my voice. I have perfect pitch, sing in key, but as you well know, that kind of thing is enough to drive anyone crazy. (tries to imagine them playing Wagner at full volume in a SEARS store ...)
    I used to have a high pitched voice as a kid. Now it's a baritone. The themes, melodies, of nearly all orchestral music is several octaves above my range. But you can get no singing power (at least, I cannot) while in falsetto, so not much point in trying it.

    I don't even listen to Mozart, or at least rather rarely. I prefer music from the Romantic Era, the Modern Era, or music from films. Or, sometimes, other types of music.
    The music from the Baroque and Classical Periods (Mozart, Pachebel, Bach, others) is fine, but I'd rather take John Williams, most of the time.

    Took me until 32 to totally and utterly 'get it right' on masturbation. You keep improving on the process, figuring out how to make it just that slight bit better, and I perfected the process by that time.
    A bit slow on the uptake, no? I think so ...

    By the way, Carmen was one of the first classical pieces of music I heard, as a child. Just for the record.

    I don't wear thongs, fishnets, or pumps. In fact, there are a lot of things I do not wear. Phobias prevent it.
    What is a phobia? It's a screwed up mess that used to be called your mind, where you are adverse to something, that nobody else is adverse to, and you cannot explain it to anyone, and nobody cares (much less sympathizes) if you somehow do.
    As I said, it's a messed up pile of scrambled eggs, where your brain used to be.

    Why would I watch gay porn? I have to look at my own ugly (and utterly useless, cruddy) body quite enough. I don't want to see someone else's (even if their bodies AREN'T useless and cruddy, I don't want to see them.)
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    I heard you abandoned your imagination and enjoyment of fantasy on the altar of pessimistic apocalyptic politics.
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